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September 12, 2003

I'm doing what everyone has wanted to do for 2 days.

I'm posting just so I don't have to look at that godforsaken picture anymore. Instead, I'd much rather enjoy a picture of Magnum, P.I.

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Now it should be scrolled off the screen when I visit. Everybody owes me. You're welcome.

oh, and be sure to check out the coolest phone ever, here. i have to have one.

Posted by Dave [Link] Comments? (32)

September 09, 2003

Seriously girls...

Don't have sex in high school, or you might have to contact this girl to find out where she special ordered her prom dress!

Posted by Kelly [Link] Comments? (42)

September 07, 2003

all you have ever needed to know.

many of you may already know what a dirty sanchez is. but how about arabian goggles? or a pork flute? these and many other descriptive literary treasures of the English language are deciphered on www.turdwords.com, a wonderful find for the lovers of alliteration, cadences, and shameless prose.

Posted by [Link] Comments? (3)

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