October 04, 2003

Beer is good.

Kelly: "I think the beer is helping my throat."
Jason: "Beer helps everything."
Kelly: "The government warning on the back says it doesn't help babies develop."
Jason: "Sure it does. How do you think half of all babies are conceived?"

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September 30, 2003

another year, another excellent excuse to party

Every birthday that comes along is another chance to get your groove on a little better than you did last time. friday, october 3, 2003, ukazu is cordially invited to a little b-day party for my buddy, roddy, in dt scottsdale. madison's is our gracious host, with $2 drink specials (bud lite draft, rb and vodka) from 9-10:30 pm, courtesy of owner greg thompson. madison's is at 7108 e stetson dr, on 5th ave west of scottsdale rd [map], and is a hip, very laid back place where you don't have to jostle elbows and spill drinks in order to get to the bar or use the wc. i'd love to see you all there - so come wine, dine, and celebrate life until the sun rises the next morning.

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September 28, 2003

Sucky Sucky, 2 Yuan

New fad in Japan, get a big group of guys to go over to China and throw an orgy with 500 hookers. Wasabi!!!

Look for this trend to invade the US later this year in a new reality tv show by, who else, Fox.

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