At work, everybody says, "At the end of the day..." For example, "At the end of the day, it doesn't really matter whether its pomegranate, pear or papaya, you're still getting your ration of p-fruit."
This is incredibly ironic for a group of people who have no respect for the natural end to a day. Day becomes night, night becomes morning, and I still haven't reached the end of the day, but I'm eating p-fruit and listening to the big shots say, "At the end of the day..."
Am I alone on this one? Anybody else got some nonsense jargon to share?
it was as if he had never left. indeed, that is the persona behind the legend; he is such an incredible force that every time he comes back, we pick up right where we left off. for those that were able to revel in his golden, effervescent glow last night at mickey's, i offer a few conversational mementos, time we can never get back:
gabe:
"hey, you binche jotalones!"
girl, to remain nameless, introducing paul:
"...and this is...al...abama."
author, to j-rod:
"hey jase, wait a sec. i'm roy, you're seigfreid."
paul, recalling dialogue with the deuchebag shoe salesman from neimann marcus:
"hey man, are these fencing shoes?..."
"...no, they're tennis shoes."
girl, again unnamed to protect the innocent, hopping on toes with outstretched hand as if bouncing in the 6 4 on hydros:
"it was like, b.j...hooooooooooo!!!!"
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