Here are some of the items on my Hanukkah list this year. I'm not sure if Hanukkah Harry will bring me any of them, but I figured it can't hurt to ask. I sent him a letter (I think he lives at the South Pole, but I'm not sure), hopefully he received it. Here it is, in no particular order:
A new Aston Martin
A shirt to improve my golf game
A hott camcorder
I don't have a beach house yet
Furniture
And a new friend, to break in my furniture
What is everyone else asking for this holiday season?
How horrible it'll be growing up as a kid in the future. Apparently, Scientists have discovered a single protein that accounts for most of the intoxicating effects of alcohol. From my perspective this is definitely horrible, but I suppose from the likes of a miserable drunk this could be life altering. Here's the juice.
Within the past 2 weeks, I have climbed up Maslow's pyramid like I had private access to an escalator that lets you skip over all that "Self-Esteem" and "Love" crap and head straight to Self-Actualization. Here's why:
1) Dog
2) Huge TV
If you don't have one of these two things and you have the means, I highly recommend you pick it up. Make sure the TV to dog ratio is enough so that when the dog is standing in front of the TV, you can still see the screen. Also, make sure to keep your remote control for the TV in a place where the dog can't chew it up. Aside from these conflicts, this combination is enough to give anyone ample things to do between sleeping and working.
All I wanna do is Zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom boom.
- The best of Craigslist will butter your roll.
- Interview with Will Ferrell in Esquire; interview with Steve Jobs in Rolling Stone.
- An expansion on the concept of infinity. Apparently some infinitely large classes of numbers are larger than other infinitely large classes of numbers. Rad.
- Build your own Garbage Pail Kid. Hott!
Soldierleisure now sports shopping carts -- shopping carts called backpacks -- fill yours up and then pay with plastic. It's the latest evolution of the revolution, baby.
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