In Israel, there is a plan to place bags of pig fat in public places and buses to discourage Muslim suicide bombings...

"According to Islamic tradition, Muslims who touch a pig before dying will be denied entry to Heaven."

One rabbi said that if they don't enact this plan, then thousands of Jews will start carrying modified squirt guns that will spray pig fat (I'm gonna go modify my SuperSoaker now).

Okay, I've got this couch. I don't have room for it. It's orange and gold, it's old, but it's cool. It's great for sitting on, you can also lay on it if you are tired. It holds 3 friends or 2 aquaintances. It's farily comfy - you can watch the LOTR trilogy without your butt falling asleep. I will part with this heirloom for the price of one burrito from Chipotle. If you want it, send me an Email, I'll even help you move it.

Chipotle order
Chicken
Pinto Beans
Rice
Medium Salsa
Lettuce

Dizzee Rascal is a British hip hop artist. He exploded in the UK, he won a bunch of awards (Mercury Prize), he has topped charts and now he's getting good press in the US (Village Voice, Pop Matters, MetaCritic). I dig the music and DJ Swerv says it sucks farts. Have you heard this guy yet?

Also note that the album cover is badass.

A New Dehli website called American Style is selling fake birth control patches. Fake contraception = unexpected kids = cuts into my drinking time.

Apply by March 4 to join The Apprentice 2.

Matthew Baldwin of The Morning News has spawned a movement. He has set out to improve our lives with a leap year holiday and pizza. A monumental undertaking, indeed. He will accomplish this all by petition. How else?

I am at Minna gallery on 2nd street and mission, around that area. hah. its fun. dumb arizonans. i can see why people out here hate us.

I have spoke with some very interesting, intelligent people. minus the chick who straight up asked if my friends and i were looking to get laid. this chick had a gut like apple sauce, and an attitude that could kill mike moore.

To my left is pp, to my right is an asian who has no idea how to connect to the digital world. awesome. i love it.

here comes one of the chics.

i will continue in a little bitski.

ukazu fer life ese'