From the school of thought that swears a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, the terror alert banana:
It'll change colors when the Department of Homeland Security changes the terror alert level. If the banana stops dancing, the terrorists have already won.
And yes, it is that dancing banana.
There will be beer at the office today, and it got people excited. An excerpt from a conversation about how to handle the situation:
Dude: "When I drink, I can't just have one beer... I have to get wasted."
Other Dude: "Wow. I think that's actually part of the definition of alcoholic."
Happy Friday, dudes.
As a result of corporate e-mail scanning, filtering and recording, I get an increasingly large portion of my e-mail that has been gently disguised with lots of funny looking words that translate easily like "sht" and "ufck" and "a$$hole". How long before the man starts scanning for that stuff too? What's the next code gonna be?
The 100 English words and phrases that are most frequently mispronounced. They flagged "nucular" and "excetera" so I can take a breather. "Herb" surprised me. The "h" actually has a noise. Herbs. Who knew?
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