ASU? A party school? How'd we get the rep?

I'm going to be straightforward. I am 20 yr. old Arizona State U. student`I and was wondering if anybody wanted to sell me their id. I just want one to get in and out of the bars while I'm in NYC for the summer, and a friend told me that a real that doesn't look like you is better than a fake that does look like you. Naturally, if I get caught with it, you don't get in trouble, they just mail it back to your address. I'm 5'7, 150, blonde hair, brown eyes, and really tan ( Last id I had was a 230, 5'4, brunette with blue eyes from Illinois and it worked everywhere in AZ, Vegas and LA) So if you feel you can help out my situation, please email me. Thanks- Jessica

That's almost poetic.

Looking at the last post wishing you had something fantastic to write about in the comments section? Well, I'll give you fantastic : Come to Axis... Sunday night... No dress code... Dollar drinks until ten-thirty... $2 cover... I'll even put you on the guest list

If you had the chance to check out the last 3-day weekend party, you remember... well not much from the looks of how much you drank, but at least you recall that there were a ton of people and that it was fun.

I would love to see the u crew representing, so if you want to come, I would be honored to see you there. Keep on rockin' in the free world.

Yours Truly,
Swerv

What's going on this Memorial Day weekend? Got cool stuff planned or is it all about barbecues and movie marathons on cable?

My employer is currently seeking motivated, career-oriented individuals to fill a few available positions in third-party transportation logistics.

What: Third-party transportation logistics representative / Transportation logistics broker employment opportunities with a Fortune 500 company
Where: North Scottsdale
Who: College graduates (Bachelor's degree), competitive and creative leaders and team players, with solid verbal and written communication skills and a knack for multi-tasking and problem-solving
When: Now
Why: 'Cause you can only be a DJ for so long.
How:

Any questions? See How above.

A month from now I'm back in Miami and will rule the world again. Bwahahaha.

Paul, the popo here is looking for ya, so start hiding. No need to be poking chicks at random.

Pauly B and I cruised out to the Indoor Swapmart on Friday morning to help Keith prioritize, and as a result, we have UKAZU stickers again. As before:

...they're not big obnoxious flourescent puke colored UKAZU Racing stickers — they're subtle, tasteful and feature the classic U logo that you've all come to know and love. These stickers aren't the silly printed on plastic type, they're nice cut vinyl jobbies that look awesome on just about anything (mopeds, slide rules, beepers, go wild!!) I bought five colors: red red red, bright baby boy blue, virginal white, super hot fuschia, and wake your ass up yellow.

This time around we also got king of the internet royal blue and stealthy nihilist uber beatnick black. Let me know if you want one sent your way.