UKAZU Happenings

You're graduating, you graduated, or you're done for the semester. That's right, you're Grade A Certifiable Badass and it's time to reward yourself for a job well done.

Tonight, we dance!
(picture me, rose in teeth, sliding across the dance floor in tight black pants -- brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp! *record skips*)

Alright that's enough tomfoolery for one e-mail. We're gonna go see Spiderman (NYT Review). Kinda early. Then later, we're going to Western Pizza (MAP) for some wicked pizza made by Canadians, eh. And drinks. The Canadians pour beers (yah!) and mix up some liquors too. Full bar, ya know.

Who: Members Only. Hahahahaha... wouldn't that be a change! No, this one's open for everyone, as always. Bring a friend, bring your mom, just leave your salamanders at home for the love of pete. You know who you are.

What: "Cel-e-brate good times, come on!" A movie and dinner. No, not dinner and a movie. If it were dinner and a movie you'd want a goodnight kiss, and I can't just give that sugar away now, sweetheart.

Where: Spiderman at Harkin's Centerpoint 11 on Mill Avenue at 7:00pm. Western Pizza on the south-east corner of 48th street and Indian School (MAP) after that. We moviegoers should be there shortly after 9pm.

When: Uh. Today, dude. See "where". I got overzealous.

Why: This always seems the most straightforward, though when I find out that people stayed home or did something stupid instead, I often attribute my failure to the "why". So seriously this time -- why? Because you like seeing movies during prime time -- it's not so late that the seats are sticky and not so early that you walk out of the theater into daylight. Also because you like Western Pizza. And if you haven't been to a movie theatre or Western Pizza, then goddammit, you crazy Quaker, we're going out on the town.

See you tonight. Call me if you need directions, a good spanking, or emotional solace. Of course, if it's a real emergency, call 911.