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Vanishing Act

My apologies if this is your kid. I stole his pirate photo from google images in egregious disobedience of copyright law. The pirate connection makes it truly ironic.I'm getting sick and tired of everyone I bump into asking, "Hey Paul, when are you going to leave town already."

I can tell when I'm not wanted. So I'm leaving. Next Wednesday morning, the 29th begins your reprieve from Paul Parent, social marauder. Before I drive east into the morning sun, however, we will party like, like --- I don't know, like a bunch of people who are ready to party and send a bombastic lunatic off to certain torture in North Carolina.

We're sticking to the tried and true formula that has brought the ukazu crew success:
dinner + drinking = cuoco making farting noises
dinner + drinking = jrod crying into a pair of borrowed panties
dinner + drinking = alex complaining about dinner and drinking
dinner + drinking = paul sitting around fat and satisfied.

So, on with the nonsense:

Dinner
Tequila Grill [MAP]
7:00 pm
RSVP, one way or another.

Drinking
Mickey's Hangover [MAP]
9:00 pm

It all happens Tuesday.
Simple.

Comments

I'm there Paul!!!

Dude... You forgot to put the date. When is this shiznat? I am in Vegas till Sunday.

Fixed it, trashbag. ;)

Count me in of course! I think I was probably the one to ask you the most often, when are you leaving, Paul? Not TOTALLY because of the aforementioned reason however! Anyways...my managers decided you were important enough to let me out of work early that night...so I'll be there with my bells on!!! Let's get ready to rumble. Just remember, you're driving the next morning!!!

jenna by telephone.

wouldn't miss the farewell party for the founder of the ukazu tribe...c u there...or sooner...like @ two in the morning -- when i think someone is breaking in :-)

My going away party turned out to be a long, relaxing evening, which is exactly what I had hoped for. I saw lots of friends, including several I hadn't seen in quite a long time (Stevo and Myles). I will miss everyone.

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