UKAZU Happenings

It's been too long, my friend; it is time again for tequila and chile.

Meet me at the Old Town Tortilla Factory in downtown Scottsdale, this Thursday at 8:00pm. We will raise our glasses high and toast to your brother's sister, my dog pancho, and your damned bitch ex-girlfriend. Later, we will howl at the moon and laugh like carefree, drunk school boys.

Some people say things like, "I'm really a dog-lover at heart." That makes me think I could really be a Mexican at stomach. Mmmmm; yes.

>>>> Thursday
>>>> 8:00pm
>>>> Old Town Tortilla Factory
>>>> Tequila, Margaritas, Mexican Beers
>>>> Appetizers, Dinner, Whatever
>>>> RSVP to ME

And now, a bevy of links, so you know what you're getting into.

The Old Town Tortilla Factory Map
*Note: this map is not the property of The Old Town Tortilla Factory (TOTTF) or its managing partners. Yahoo! Maps, all rights reserved, et cetera, and so on, and so forth.

The Old Town Tortilla Factory Menu
*Note: this menu contains items which sound really, really good and caused me to salivate. Profusely. All over the damned place. It was gross.

The Old Town Tortilla Factory Tequila Guide
*Note: tequila has been known to make people do things like streak buck-wild and naked across neighboring lawns, pee gracefully, albeit illegally, in fountains, and jump out on the tracks in the futile attempt to stop that damned train. Know its power -- handle it with respect.

The Old Town Tortilla Factory Virtual Tour
*Note: this ride is not for short kids under 3'4", big ol' pregnant ladies, or persons with a history of complete and spontaneous heart failure. Sucks to be those kinds of people, they don't get to have no fun.