Punks at the Monastery
This Saturday at 5:00pm we're going to the Monastery to drink beer.
*** As far as I know, this Monastery doesn't have Franciscans, Tibetans, or any other variety of robed men who abstain from earthly pleasures in the hopes of achieving alignment with the Kosmos and experiencing Emptiness, Oneness, and Nirvana. This Monastery is filled with people who like to drink beer, eat hamburgers, and play games. I don't know the cause for the common nomenclature, but we'll get to the bottom of that matter on Saturday night.
Onward. The Monastery is an out of the way joint with plenty of space for us to kill an afternoon. I mentioned the beer, but the Monastery also features volleyball, billiards, ping pong, bowling, and horseshoes. We'll eat burgers, chicken, steaks, polish sausages -- whatever you can cook on a grill. We buy the food in individual, prepped portions and then grill it up at our leisure.
Whooodeehoo? This event should please everyone except vegetarians and minors. Sorry. If you're a 21 year old vegetarian, come along for the volleyball and the beer. If you're an 18 year old cannibal, you can't come, but feel free to talk to Denisenko, he'll show you to some beef.
Whattatay? It's gonna be the baddest ass picnic-style whoop-de-whoo and you don't have to prep anything at all. Show up with but a scant amount of scratch and we'll make it happen.
Wheresy? Mappaway
Whenneda? Saturday, February 8th, 2003 at 5:00pm
Why-aye-aye? Because I don't know about you people, but I'm seriously xalweriojxnvoijsdf. Yeah, already. So we're gonna go relax.
Howally? Oh, man. It's gonna be easy cheese. Just show up, the rest will take care of itself.
Comments
Damn. I always miss the good stuff by a couple of days. While I do not expect the baddest ass picnic in the world upon my return for a couple of days, I do expect to see some of you. I will, however, pass on Alex´s meat. Peace.
Posted by: VIP | February 5, 2003 07:22 PM
Uhm... Ryan, you never had a chance.
Posted by: alex | February 5, 2003 08:37 PM