UKAZU Happenings

Posted by Paul at 06:45 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)

It's so tricky trying to fit everything in each week. Between bowling on Mondays, cribbage on Tuesdays, the chiropractor on Wednesdays, and bingo on Sundays, I hardly have time to mummify the deer mice that keeping drowning in my koi pond. And this weekend I've got company, and will probably have to cancel my strip aerobics class as a result. Poor mice.

I will be following two delightful young ladies (Cory and Kiley) from North Carolina around this weekend. Apparently they are going to show me some cool things to do in Phoenix. Might I suggest that you scrap all your weekend plans and join us?

Thursday Night
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ACME, Tempe
10:30 PM
Act like the college student you are/once were/hope to be. Drink upside down, say rude things to pretty girls, and puke in the parking lot, if you please. Remember my 21st birthday party at ACME? How everybody had fun? With the talking, laughing, and dancing? I don't. Come remind me, because it sure sounded like a good time. Wish I had been there (conscious).

Friday Night
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Mickey's Hangover
10:30 PM
We're going to Mickey's Hangover to drink beer. After we drink beer, we'll smile in a satisfied kind of way, and order another, thankyouverymuch.

Saturday Night
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Opium Lounge (early)
Axis-Freakin'-Radius, Baby (later)
Opium is running good drink specials early (thanks to the HBSA), so we're gonna start out lounging and once we're good and fired up, we're gonna hit Axis-nt-nt-nt-nt-nt-Radius for some nt-nt-nt-nt-nt-dance-dance-dancing.

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If you can't shirk responsibility all weekend like me, pick one night and do it right. I promise you a good time or your money back. And I don't take such matters lightly -- I only say it because participation is totally free.

Posted by Paul at 05:12 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Professor Greg Durham, Finance
"Parting Thoughts: Alternative Perspectives on Education and Capitalism for the Overachieving Undergraduate Student"
Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
Carson Ballroom, Old Main

Professor Daniel Brouwer, Communication
"The Rhetoric of the Body"
Monday, April 21st, 2003
Memorial Union, Pima Room

Professor Chris Smith, History
"Looking for History Everywhere and Anywhere I Can Find It: Insights from the American Material and Popular Culture"
Tuesday, April 29th, 2003
Memorial Union, Pima Room

All lectures begin with a reception at 7:00 pm and the lectures follow at 7:30.

For more information contact Co-Curricular Programs at (480) 965-9600 or visit their website.

Posted by Paul at 01:07 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

"No man is ever old enough to know better."
-Holbrook Jackson

The time has come and the ripe age of 24 is upon me.
I'd love it if you all could join me for some good
old-fashioned toilet humor, drinks, and tomfoolery.

Who: You!
What: Gabe's 24th Birthday
When: Saturday April 5th, 2003
Where: The Blue Agave for Dinner/Drinks
MAP IT ---> http://www.azeats.com/blueagave/map.htm
8:30 - 10:30 P.M.

Axis/Radius for dancing and tom foolery
10:31 till ??

I'd love to see you all there if only for a couple
drinks or some hip-swaying songs. Get out, live a
little, and chop it up with the Ukazu crew. I can't
think of a better way to spend a Saturday night.

-Gabe "Whats my age again?" Ramirez

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