You're graduating, you graduated, or you're done for the semester. That's right, you're Grade A Certifiable Badass and it's time to reward yourself for a job well done.
Tonight, we dance!
(picture me, rose in teeth, sliding across the dance floor in tight black pants -- brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp! *record skips*)
Alright that's enough tomfoolery for one e-mail. We're gonna go see Spiderman (NYT Review). Kinda early. Then later, we're going to Western Pizza (MAP) for some wicked pizza made by Canadians, eh. And drinks. The Canadians pour beers (yah!) and mix up some liquors too. Full bar, ya know.
Who: Members Only. Hahahahaha... wouldn't that be a change! No, this one's open for everyone, as always. Bring a friend, bring your mom, just leave your salamanders at home for the love of pete. You know who you are.
What: "Cel-e-brate good times, come on!" A movie and dinner. No, not dinner and a movie. If it were dinner and a movie you'd want a goodnight kiss, and I can't just give that sugar away now, sweetheart.
Where: Spiderman at Harkin's Centerpoint 11 on Mill Avenue at 7:00pm. Western Pizza on the south-east corner of 48th street and Indian School (MAP) after that. We moviegoers should be there shortly after 9pm.
When: Uh. Today, dude. See "where". I got overzealous.
Why: This always seems the most straightforward, though when I find out that people stayed home or did something stupid instead, I often attribute my failure to the "why". So seriously this time -- why? Because you like seeing movies during prime time -- it's not so late that the seats are sticky and not so early that you walk out of the theater into daylight. Also because you like Western Pizza. And if you haven't been to a movie theatre or Western Pizza, then goddammit, you crazy Quaker, we're going out on the town.
See you tonight. Call me if you need directions, a good spanking, or emotional solace. Of course, if it's a real emergency, call 911.
Well the time has finally come. I see the light at the end of the tunnel. The shit has finally hit the fan. The green eggs have reunited with the ham. No it's not the end of the world, just the end of my college career.
In celebration of five years of wasted brain cells, I'm having a party and the Ukazu clan is invited to join the celebration. Come have a beer. Dance a jig or two. Sit back and bob your head. Just come, have a good time, and kick a few back and reminisce good times.
What: Gabe and Chey's graduation party
When: Friday May 10th
Where: Mesa Centennial Center
Who: You ukazu clan
Directions:
Take University east past Country Club. The next light will be Center St. Take a right (south) down Center and it is immediately on your left.
201 N. Center Street
I hope to see you all there!
Revolution!
The TexAss party is this Friday, May 10. If anyone has been looking for an excuse to throw on the ol' Wranglers, Daisy-dukes, cowboy hats and chaps, this is your chance. I am going to reserve a table for anyone who wants to join us.
There is no cover before 10:30, reduced cover ($5) from 10:30 to 11, and $10 for the rest of the night so you can plan your time and/or budget accordingly.
P.S. If you're still not convinced, they're getting a mechanical bull. Yeehaw!
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