February 21, 2003

There once was a lady of East,
Who flew far West for release,
and when she arrived,
put her troubles aside,
and danced all night on her feets.

Everyone, let's go party. Whether you like to drink, dance, drink and dance or dance and drink, Axis/Radius will accommodate your style. If your steez is building miniature Smurf figurines with cute little blue felt bodies and beady black eyes that come alive with wonder and excitement -- well, there's always drinking and dancing.

>>> Axis/Radius
>>> 10:30ish Saturday
>>> Get Decked, Come to Party

Call me if you need help lacing up your 'vintage' velcro shoes with holographic scenes from the cartoon hit "Transformers", want some advice on whether you should wear the fuschia shirt with the little polka dots that look like baboon nipples or the chartreuse pants with the azure paisley print and the handmarks on the ass -- but for the love of trucker-sized belt buckles with genuine imitation gemstones, if you don't know where Axis/Radius is, give yourself 12 lashings with a medium switch, and then click-click-click to Yahoo! Maps.