It's so tricky trying to fit everything in each week. Between bowling on Mondays, cribbage on Tuesdays, the chiropractor on Wednesdays, and bingo on Sundays, I hardly have time to mummify the deer mice that keeping drowning in my koi pond. And this weekend I've got company, and will probably have to cancel my strip aerobics class as a result. Poor mice.
I will be following two delightful young ladies (Cory and Kiley) from North Carolina around this weekend. Apparently they are going to show me some cool things to do in Phoenix. Might I suggest that you scrap all your weekend plans and join us?
Thursday Night
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ACME, Tempe
10:30 PM
Act like the college student you are/once were/hope to be. Drink upside down, say rude things to pretty girls, and puke in the parking lot, if you please. Remember my 21st birthday party at ACME? How everybody had fun? With the talking, laughing, and dancing? I don't. Come remind me, because it sure sounded like a good time. Wish I had been there (conscious).
Friday Night
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Mickey's Hangover
10:30 PM
We're going to Mickey's Hangover to drink beer. After we drink beer, we'll smile in a satisfied kind of way, and order another, thankyouverymuch.
Saturday Night
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Opium Lounge (early)
Axis-Freakin'-Radius, Baby (later)
Opium is running good drink specials early (thanks to the HBSA), so we're gonna start out lounging and once we're good and fired up, we're gonna hit Axis-nt-nt-nt-nt-nt-Radius for some nt-nt-nt-nt-nt-dance-dance-dancing.
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If you can't shirk responsibility all weekend like me, pick one night and do it right. I promise you a good time or your money back. And I don't take such matters lightly -- I only say it because participation is totally free.
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